Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Steven's LiveJournal:

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Friday, October 3rd, 2008
9:18 pm	I love these see more funny political pictures (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
10:49 am	Dear Livejournal I am writing again. With paper. Also I'm almost home. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
12:23 am	I'm having a vagina of a time! THAT IS ALL. (Comment on this)
Monday, March 10th, 2008
11:54 am	Steven and his stupid hat ride again So, two bits of news type things. First off, in relationship news, me and Karen are "just friends." It sounds ludicrous saying that since we obviously feel deeper than that for each other, but for now that is where the limit is. But on a happier note, me and Marie are becoming much closer. Becoming much more attached. Secondly, I am heading to Missouri on April 6th. I will return to Portland-land on the 19th. Giving me plenty of time to hitchhike and adventure properly. What else can I say? I've neglected this LJ. I've also neglected my writing. I'm going to try to write in here every day that I have access to the intarwebs. This will serve as good exercise I suppose. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
12:53 am	This Just In! I found this old livejournal! And it still works! Wow! Since I have a secret relationship and all, I will post my bloggingses in this space instead. Also there is a good poly support group on here. Anyhoo, its nice to see I'm not the only neglectful lj owner. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 8th, 2006
4:41 am	So...I met the Decemberists. And Colin Meloy is a very nice young man. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
10:05 pm	hey wait, this isn't myspace Hello Livejournal. I knew you once when you were younger. Let me tell you what has happened. ( Big ass trip update  ) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 14th, 2006
11:52 pm	Today...I gots me some pants. Lots of 'em. I am set on pants for the next two years. Pants are a beautiful thing. Like a Jellyfish on vacation. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 27th, 2006
9:07 pm	interesting profile thing Your dating personality profile: Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited. Your date match profile: Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things. Liberal - You need a person who has liberal opinions and beliefs. You are engaged by political discussions and would find a liberal viewpoint refreshing in a date. Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind. Your Top Ten Traits 1. Liberal 2. Big-Hearted 3. Sensual 4. Adventurous 5. Intellectual 6. Practical 7. Wealthy/Ambitious 8. Romantic 9. Outgoing 10. Athletic Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Adventurous 2. Liberal 3. Intellectual 4. Outgoing 5. Sensual 6. Practical 7. Big-Hearted 8. Wealthy/Ambitious 9. Funny 10. Traditional Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions (Comment on this)
Monday, August 21st, 2006
1:13 pm	You Are 32% Evil A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You? (Comment on this)
1:04 pm	I think being psychic would suck. I'm not sure you would be able to distinguish between what you are feeling and what they are feeling. That their thoughts would pollute yours. You'd become a homogenized walking mass of people's minds. This how crazy people come into existence. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
8:44 pm	A special request To recap the plan for Shawshank '06: Phase 1 - Get a job Phase 2 - Save money Phase 3 - Get an apartment Phase 4 - Get a job Phase 5 - Tie up emotional loose ends Phase 6 - Get the hell out. I've got number one. Close enough on number 2. Workin' on number three and four. Already skipped ahead and took care of five. Before I do number six and take off....I want to have photos. For every night I stay up missing my friends and family that I leave behind, I want a massive collection of photos to view them. So, thats phase 5 and a half. And it now takes priority. Send me pics you peoples I loves. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
11:21 am	Jess Got Married? You bet your ass he did. I think this was definitely the first time I've been happy and proud to put on a suit. Melodi and Erin D. were the bridesmaids, and a tiny little person was the ring-bearer. Amy's grandfather was the preacher, and had very nice things to say. One of those people that is a vast well of anecdotes. Jess' parents were a bit late showing up, but after they did Amy was given away by her father who (and I mean this in a nice way) looks like a combination of TDR and William Howard Taft.) All of us nearly burst into tears as they exchanged vows. Sam missed the ceremony unfortunately, but he got to rock it out with us at the reception. All of us dudes wore a very geeky peice of jewelry for this occasion. Star Trek ranking pips on our sleeves. Jess got to be Lt. Commander and everyone else an ensign. I nearly lost all composure during my toast. Then I figured out it was my job to decorate the car. Wikipedia failed to mention that detail. :-P All in all easilly one of the most moving days in my existence, and certainly the biggest for my two wedded friends. Once I have more of them, I'll post some wedding photos. (Comment on this)
Monday, July 31st, 2006
12:11 am	Survey to the max survey fun * What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch? * What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Quiznos * What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Rasta Grill * On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20-30% * What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Prolly pasta * Name three foods you detest above all others: Onions, Roast and boiled spinach. * What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Sweet and Sour chicken. * What are your pizza toppings of choice? Mushrooms, pepporoni or bbq chicken. * What do you like to put on your toast? I'd rather not have toast. * What is your favorite type of gum? Eh. Tech-ology * Number of contacts in your mobile phone? 59. <---ME TOO * Number of contacts in your e-mail address book? About 15 * What is your wallpaper on your computer? ::sheepish grin:: Chrono Cross fan art * What is your screensaver on your computer? I don’t have one. * Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? *ninja* * How many landline phones do you have in your house? One * How many televisions are in your house? 3 * What kitchen appliance do you use the least? garbage disposal * What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? The ones that don't exist in springfield I suppose. Bi-ology * What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I likes my eyes. * Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right. * Do you like your smile? I like my smirk better. * Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Nope. * Would you like to? Only if I get cool cyborg implants to replace them. * Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No. * Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Probably touch. * When was the last time you had a cavity? I don't know. * What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My PS2 I believe. * Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope. Misc-ology * If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Hell yeah. Total freedom! * If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Mark or Avanash. Prolly stick with Steven. * How do you express your artistic side? Random Cowboy, short stories and erotic finger painting. * What color do you think you look best in? Blue and red seem to work well. * How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? This could sound arrogant or whatever, but I'm too pretty for prison. * Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I swallowed a bebe once. * If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Ewww. * How often do you go to church? If I fervently believed in a God, church would not be how I would show it. * Have you ever saved someone's life? Sorta. Sassy almost stepped on a rattlesnake. I shoved her out of the way. She was kinda pissed at first. * Has someone ever saved yours? A big thank you to the fire department of California! Dare-ology - For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much. * Would you walk naked for half a mile down a public street for $100,000? Probably. Do I get to work out first? * Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure thing. * Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I wouldnt have a problem with it. Naturally, if it was safe would be the prerequisite. * Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? If I can have a robot one, then yes. * Would you never blog again for $50,000? I could live with that. * Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yep. * Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? Me and Usman both would. * Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Never. <----ME TOO * Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Hehe, I'd add spots and it'd be like Alien nation. I'd drink sour milk for kicks. * Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yes. (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
7:35 pm	HE WAS MORE BURNING TREE THAN MAN! (Survey Time) (Click here to post your own answers for this meme.) ✓ I miss somebody right now. ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. ✓ I own lots of books. ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Nice black framed ones.) ✓ I love to play video games. ✓ I've tried marijuana.  (Meh.) ✓ I've watched porn movies. ✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Well, not like a stalker, but a bit of an asshole.) ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ✓ I curse sometimes. ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. ( it goes on... ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 24th, 2006
4:00 am	No Subject What rules? Hanging out with Jess. What rules even more, hanging out with Jess and watching Terminator 2. As if that could somehow be surpassed, perhaps on a better researched scale of awesome, what rules even more is watching said movie with Jess during the line "MY CPU IS A NEURAL NET PROCESSOR. A LEARNING COMPUTER" I really had forgotten how much that movie makes me go "wa wa wee wa" Damn. Good. Times. (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 18th, 2006
6:48 pm	Volcano Lovin' When the volcano gets sick of virgins you must sacrifice whores. It'll be much more interesting. "Flow my tears," the misunderstood policeman said. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, June 16th, 2006
3:47 am	Music Survey A- Are you a dreamer? (Denison Witmer) B- Bushido Karaoke (Mayday) C- Comfort Eagle (Cake) D- Details (Frou Frou) E- Execution of All Things (Rilo Kiley) F- Fabian Road Warrior (Wesley Willis) G- Give Up (The Postal Service) H- Holiday (The Magnetic Fields) I- I Ain't A Marchin' Anymore (Phil Ochs) J- John Henry (They Might Be Giants) K- Katamari Damacy OST (Katamari Damacy) L- Lifted, or The Story is in the Soil keep your ear to the ground (Bright Eyes) M- Mortal City (Dar Williams) N- November (Azure Ray) O- On Avery Island (Neutral Milk Hotel) P- Picaresque (The Decemberists) Q- R- Rockin' the Suburbs (Ben Folds) S- The Sea and the Rhythm (Iron and Wine) T- Takk (Sigur Ros) U- Untitled Upcoming album (Pretty/Ugly) [that is cheating, but damn, 'U' is hard] V- Vuelta (Richard Shindell) W- Working Man's Dead (The Greatful Dead) X- XO (Elliot Smith) Y- Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (The Flaming Lips) Z- This is much harder than it would appear. (Comment on this)
3:17 am	A turn of good weather I've always said that Kelly is not really a person, more like a force of nature. Powerful, sometimes destructive and most certainly unpredictable. Tonight he picked me up and put my on an island of fun. I was having black tea at Mudlounge trying to elevate my mood (steady treatments of Wesley and classic Trek notwithstanding, I'm still gonna have relapses) when I ran into the drunken whirlwind. He introduced me to Ingrid, Blithe and John(who I had met previous at the house of Goat) We talked comics, scheming lesbians, mountain crabs and "valagmite/valagtites" (Think caves and women who never have sex) They made me happy enough that I was capable of drinking a bit of alcohol. Then we ate pizza. Drunk, creepy dude hit on Ingrid. Several creepy times. After this excursion we went to Ingrid's place to pet bobcats, listen to the Decemberists and discuss the feel-good comic "Maus." Ipods rule, penis jokes rule, girls pretending to be veloceraptors rule. John as before was enthralled by my tales of adventures and I was happy to meet someone finally (Ingrid) who does not like Kerouac. Sorry guys, I really really want to like him, but I simply can't. In conclusion the 20 Questions game knows giraffes better than it knows itself. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
12:46 pm	All evidence indicates I am very stupid Yesterday I went to see Pretty/Ugly. Went to the wrong Outland. I ended up at the Outland Ballroom, and was subjected to mallcore christian rock. I eventually figured this out and went next door to see the tail end of Tessa and Arin's performance. I just got a call from the lady at the Mudhouse. "Did you know you are 10 minutes late for your interview?" Apparently the mudhouse website is for a Virginian chain of mudhouses. Completely unrelated to the ones in Springfield. She seemed amused at least "Thats the best reason for missing an interview I've ever heard. If your are ever in Richmond, you'll have a job!" Too bad the commute is too rough. Now we have the issue of all the Springfield people who think I'll be serving them coffee. They will be rightly surprised. I must now go and try to get a job very quickly. I'm very tempted to just go back to the DAV. Wesley Willis and Pokey the Penguin are the perfect cures for depression. Its impossible not to smile at these things "OUR CHURCH IS ROCKET SHAPED! TO TAKE US TO THE MOON! WHERE GOD LIVES!" Maybe I could start up a Pokey themed therapy center. But I don't know if "I RECOMMEND OATMEAL! I LIKE OATMEAL!" Would work for everyone. THAT IS THE PRICE OF LOVE (5 Comments |Comment on this)